“Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yip...”

“Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.”

“I will love you with everything I am and all that I have…”

“Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone and bitch slap someone.”

“Love, he realized, was like the daggers he made in his forge: When you first got one it was shiny and new and the blade glinted bright in the light. Holding it against your palm, you were fu...”