“Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”

“Success comes in cans, not cannots.”

“The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”

“Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)”

“Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you're in a gang. But I've survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cu...”