“So my humor, I'd say, comes from a mixture of lowbrow comedy shows and highbrow theater. It's an interesting mix.”

“Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside you...”

“Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.”

“Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.”

“Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.”

“Death, I had discovered long ago, was available in varying flavors, and none of them particularly palatable.”