“It's free of hip dialing. You can have some pretty confidential conversations and not get overheard by the camera man by talking into this flip phone.”

“You wouldn't want to see the size of the check that I would write if it would for sure get the Dallas Cowboys a Super Bowl.”

“One thing that we've invested a lot of in, that we all live by, is the power of the commissioner.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me...”

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”