“Although I wasn't invited to shake hands with Hitler, I wasn't invited to the White House to shake hands with the President either.”

“I let my feet spend as little time on the ground as possible. From the air, fast down, and from the ground, fast up.”

“For a time, at least, I was the most famous person in the entire world.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me...”

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”