“If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.”
I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?” “Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.
More to explore
“If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.”
“Who’s there?” “The scratcher of your itch,” he said. She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be romantic?”
“Hey,” Shayne said through the door. “You going to stay in there all night, because we’re getting tired of trying to eavesdrop from out here. Can’t hear a damn thing.”
“They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.”
Explore over 387,000 quotes from your favorite books and authors.
Browse All Quotes