“When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching -- they are your family.”

“Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”

“Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.”

“But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.”

“See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.”

“Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.”

“Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith...”