“I like to have this gut to put my elbow on it when I putt because I did it for so long. I just feel healthier this way.”

“I've had it with the USGA and the way they run their tournaments. The USGA loves to embarrass guys who play in their tournaments.”

“Watch out for guys like Scott Piercy and Danny Willett. They both play really good on fast, fast greens.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me...”

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”