“I simply would like to live comfortably day by day, fish, swim, enjoy my declining years.”

“If operating in a network environment, do not place public domain or shareware programs in a common file-server directory that could be accessible to any other PC on the network.”

“I am not in any way a conspiracy theorist and have no time for such nonsense.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me...”

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”