“Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?”

“Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?”

“You made me feel alive again.”

“Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we rescue some orphaned kittens and put food out for stray puppies while we're at it?”

“You two go ahead and make out–I'll just sit here and bleed quietly.”