“When you live in a condo complex with people next door, I don't know how you can be dead for four months without anybody noticing you not coming and going.”

“It is typical of women to fester and ferment over disappointments, slights, annoyances, angers, etc.”

“People from the most horrendous of childhoods can have good lives, but it comes down to a very seemingly simple word. 'Choice.'”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me...”

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”