“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

“'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'”

“'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'”

“You're thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.”

“Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

“Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.”

“Curiouser and curiouser!”

“If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.”

“It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.”