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You have to be delusional to be a comedian.
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You have to be delusional to be a comedian.
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“How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.”
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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
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“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”
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“So many books, so little time.”
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“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
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