“That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.”

“Damn me to hell or take me to heaven, but for Gods sake, do it now....”

“Magic exists. Who can doubt it, when there are rainbows and wildflowers, the music of the wind and the silence of the stars? Anyone who has loved has been touched by magic. It is such a simp...”

“Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls.”