“Vampires and teens have a lot in common. Teens have surging hormones, vampires have surging blood lust. Teenagers think they're immortal.”

“Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good.”

“Because you are the superhero fledgling. I’m just your more attractive sidekick. Oh, and the herd of nerds are your dorky minions.”

“Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?”