“If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.”

“Maybe each human being lives in a unique world, a private world different from those inhabited and experienced by all other humans. . . If reality differs from person to person, can we speak...”

“The bird is gone, and in what meadow does it now sing?”

“They ought to make it a binding clause that if you find God you get to keep Him.”

“This is a mournful discovery. 1)Those who agree with you are insane 2)Those who do not agree with you are in power.”

“Everybody knows that Aristotelian two-value logic is fucked.”

“The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.”

“Pious people spoke to God, and crazy people imagined that God spoke back.”

“The mentally disturbed do not employ the Principle of Scientific Parsimony: the most simple theory to explain a given set of facts. They shoot for the baroque.”