“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.”

“A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all.”

“I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.”