“A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of...”

“It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.”

“I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.”

“Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies.”

“We are all a great deal luckier that we realize, we usually get what we want - or near enough.”