“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”

“May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.”

“If you've got the truth you can demonstrate it. Talking doesn't prove it.”

“That God is in truth the sort of bloodthirsty paranoid Who would rend to bits forty-two children for the crime of sassing one of his priests. Don't ask me about the Front Office's policies;...”

“A desire not to butt into other people's business is at least eighty percent of all human wisdom.”

“The worst that can possibly have happened to him is death and that we are all in for---if not this morning, then in days, or weeks, or years at most.”

“Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy - in fact, they are alm...”