“How I conned the Grand Wizard, David Duke, and his coterie of followers... It has defined me in ways I never could have imagined.”

“I had to learn to navigate the political and religious currents in a state where Mormonism dominates despite not being Mormon.”

“This celebrity thing has been interesting. It's hard to get used to, because I don't see myself as a celebrity.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me...”

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”