“A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.”

“When you die, others who think they know you, will concoct things about you... Better pick up a pen and write it yourself, for you know yourself best.”

“If somebody tells you that you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you so, buy yourself a saddle.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me...”

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”