Ann Coulter

“I think maybe it's time for liberals to not start weeping when I say things like 'retard' or 'illegal alien.'”

“Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.”

“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.”

“Half-brights consider it comedy gold to congratulate anyone they dislike for 'winning the Kentucky Derby!' The only thing more bracingly original to not-smart people is: 'Stay classy!'”

“The first time I heard 'Sharknado,' I thought it was a late-night infomercial for a new vacuum cleaner. Could have swore I ordered one once. Then I found out what it was and remembered that I grew up reading the 'Sharknado' novels.”

“Liberals decided it's much better not to play outraged with me anymore. I sell lots of books that way.”