Charlaine Harris

“Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.”

“So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman”

“A piece of happiness should never be taken as due.”

“In the world I lived in, the world of human people, there were ties and debts and consequences and good deeds. That was what bound people to society; maybe that was what constituted society. And I tried to live in my little niche in it the best way I could.”

“People are really interested in the concept of eternal youth in this plastic-surgery culture.”

“And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.”