Laurence J. Peter

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”

“If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?”

“Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.”

“Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.”

“Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.”

“When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.”