Steve Martin

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”

“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”

“I love comedy. That's what got me into the arts. I don't even know how to categorize myself anymore.”

“I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to be alone. To have your relationships be casual and also to pose as a solitary person, because it was more romantic. You know, I was raised on the idea of the ramblin' man and the loner.”