Tom Robbins

“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.”

“Wit and playfulness represent a desperately serious transcendence of evil. Humor is both a form of wisdom and a means of survival.”

“The gods have chosen to entertain me with chronic eyestrain headaches. Very poisonous episodes. So I don't do a lot of reading anymore except on tape.”

“I have never ever Googled myself; in fact I think the Christian right prohibits such things.”

“I am cheerful. I don't know if I'm happy. There is a difference, you know.”

“Transformation, liberation and celebration are the themes of all my novels.”