“Books are the plane, and the train, and the road. They are the destination, and the journey. They are home.”

“All of the qualities that you need to be a good opinion columnist tend to be qualities that aren't valued in women.”

“The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that the two people are incompatible; that is, that one is male and the other female.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me...”

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”