“I love 'AP Bio' - I think it's so funny - it's just not the show I want to do.”
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“I love 'AP Bio' - I think it's so funny - it's just not the show I want to do.”
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“Singing karaoke is my worst nightmare. But in the car, I rock out to anything Bon Jovi or Beastie Boys.”
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“As a family, we all loved the Flyers. To me, rooting for the Flyers were how I bonded with my dad especially.”
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“That's what Flyers fans are all about. My favorite thing about Philly fans is booing their own team.”
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“'The Wonder Years' family was the kind where everything seemed to be bubbling and simmering with the occasional explosion. There were a lot of things that went unsaid in that family. In my f...”
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“When I was nine, I got my head stuck in a bucket trying to be Darth Vader.”
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“Anything that I love, I love to the extreme. I'm obsessive. If it's 'Star Wars,' if it's 'Transformers,' if it's the Flyers, I geek out.”
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“I would make hockey movies: I would edit together Flyers games and do highlight reels of goals or fights, which I still have to this day.”
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“Convincing Robert Englund to come out of retirement to play Freddy Krueger one last time is a true bucket-list moment for me as a writer. I've been a longtime obsessive fan, collecting Fredd...”
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“I wasn't a sweet kid. I was an instigator and provoked everyone with my goofy hyena cackle, loving every minute of the drama I could create.”
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“That's what happens when they give guys like me a television show: you try and get toys and Garbage Pail Kids!”
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“I've never made a show that goes right on the air and is perfect. People don't remember, but the original 'Goldbergs' pilot was poorly received, and I had to retool that for ABC, where it ev...”
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“For me, every show that's about teachers - and there's been a number of them - they're like misfits who hate the kids and don't want to be there and hate their jobs. For me, having crazy par...”
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“My middle school years were defined by memorizing every single word off 'License to Ill' and 'Paul's Boutique.'”
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“My favorite thing to do as a kid was pretend I was in the opening credits of a sitcom. As the theme song would play, I'd look up at the imaginary camera and smile as my name would flash on t...”
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“The only interaction I had with my brothers is like negative attention where I'd basically egg them on into beating me up - which was delightful! Otherwise, it was me with a video camera jum...”
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