“I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.”
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“I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.”
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“I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.”
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“It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.”
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“I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.”
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“I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.”
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“I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.”
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“I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof.”
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“You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he want...”
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“A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmo...”
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“I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.”
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“I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.”
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