Bill Hader

“I'm the only one in Tulsa, Oklahoma, that has Final Draft on my computer. Then you show up and go to any coffee shop in L.A., and there are a hundred people your age with Final Draft.”

“When 'MacGruber' came out, David Wain was one of the first people who publicly championed it.”

“My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology aliens and danced around. We had a shootout onstage with Santa Claus.”

“My dad was a big Frank Zappa fan, so I remember listening to a lot of Frank Zappa. Girls do not like Frank Zappa.”

“I'm a huge fan of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.”

“I don't believe in the term 'guilty pleasure,' because it implies I should feel ashamed for liking something. A real guilty pleasure would be, I don't know, taking gratification in some stra...”

“For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!'”

“My parents were supportive. I didn't have good grades, but they could tell I wasn't lazy.”

“In the U.S., it's like, you start with a great script, and then on set - not everybody, but definitely in the Apatow group - you go off, and you're improvising on camera. So while you're on...”

“My first real job, I sold Christmas trees when I was twelve for extra money. I did that until I was fifteen. Then I bagged groceries, and I worked at the first Borders ever in Tulsa, Oklahom...”

“'The State' was a huge thing for me. I watched that and 'SNL' together when I was 15, 16.”

“Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you're with somebody.”

“I have a lot of incomplete short films and incomplete scripts out there.”

“The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic.”

“In 'Winter's Bone,' it's literally the director and the camera operator. That's it. Just a super-small Kubrick crew. You know what I mean? Like, 8 people.”

“Even though it doesn't look like it, I run. On a treadmill. And I bounce around to all the songs on my iPod - the Pixies, Wagner, Richard and Linda Thompson, even books on tape. Just not sel...”

“Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.”

“'SNL' is really hard to do when you're single and living alone. And then it's pretty tough when you're married, because you don't see your spouse.”

“I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in the corner drinking coffee and talking to Akiva Schaffer about what aspect ra...”

“Las Vegas, New Mexico has had a lot of great movies shot there.”