Bill Hader

“I work a lot, and it's kind of like, you meet people, and you just click. It's not like I'm looking at something and thinking: 'South Park' - how do I get on that?' I just became friends wit...”

“I'm crazy lucky. I was trying to be a filmmaker. I was doing Second City classes as a way to be creative. I was a PA for a long time. I was working as an assistant editor on 'Iron Chef Ameri...”

“I grew up in a total Pink Floyd house.”

“You know what, I remember being on my T-ball team and telling people about 'Platoon.'”

“When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.”

“I can't do Twitter or Facebook, mostly because I feel like I'm the type of person who has to regiment the amount of time I spend doing certain things or I'll just wade in it, and then I'll n...”

“I met Robin Williams a few times, and he was a beautiful guy.”

“I started making little short films with friends, and then I decided I wanted to get into the school play in high school.”

“I took Second City out of desperation, and that's what ended up working out. It shows that you should be doing a lot of different stuff, taking whatever opportunities are there, to see what...”

“Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!'”

“One of the reasons I started working at 'South Park,' actually, was that I wanted to learn how to structure things and how to tell a story.”

“I remember seeing 'Spinal Tap' at a young age and being like, 'That's how you perform comedy.'”

“It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a lot of people thought 'Adventureland' starred me and Kristen Wiig. But we were like...”

“I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing.”

“Top Ten lists make me insane. I just know they're going to change daily.”