Bobby Heenan

“North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?”

“I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product...”

“I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.”

“I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it for a fun show.”

“A friend in need is a pest.”

“There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.”

“The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.”

“There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.”

“I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.”

“Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.”

“WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier...”