Booger McFarland

“What makes a three-man booth challenging is everybody's gotta give up a little something. Right? Because normally you'd have one guy being the analyst, and he's got the ability to go at his...”

“When you treat people the right way, it's amazing the avenues that open up for you.”

“Momma told me, 'I'm going to town. Don't touch the trash in the backyard,' because we used to burn our trash. So I'm going to do mama a favor. I light the trash and go back inside to watch O...”

“People talk about players who should get more attention, but things like that have never bothered me. If I just play my game, walk out the back door without anybody seeing me, I'm fine with...”

“I was a bad kid, getting into a lot of wild stuff.”

“These diva wide receivers want to go to the bathroom. As a defensive lineman, we didn't go to the bathroom.”

“As far as I'm concerned, there's only one Booger.”

“Our idea of fun wasn't going to Disney World. It was, you want to play basketball, go outside, and make a goal. You want to play baseball? Take the old broom, take the handle off, take a ten...”

“Playing defense, it was a tough job, but it was pretty simple: When the ball came off, get in the backfield and create havoc and find the ball carrier.”

“Find somebody who has been successful, and learn how to do it. Find somebody who has been unsuccessful, and learn how not to do it. The clues are there. Find 'em.”

“I don't know Greg Schiano personally. But what I do know is Bill Belichick has vouched for him. OK? Urban Meyer has vouched for him. He's coached the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, a professional org...”

“There's nothing more comforting for a team than to know when you need someone to make a play, you have someone who is going to do it when it matters most.”

“Winning - when the game is big, that's all that matters. There's the hoopla, the halftime concerts, whatever. But people always remember who wins. They never remember who loses.”

“You can be a great defensive player, and if you don't put up splash statistics, then you're not going to get noticed.”

“If you want to go to a school with lower requirements, it doesn't diminish the education.”

“No disrespect to Gronk - Travis Kelce is the best tight end in football.”

“Nothing motivates an 18-year-old like being disrespected.”

“The way I look at it is I try to take advantage of every opportunity I've got.”

“You watch guys talk about football, and you think that maybe it's really easy, and it's really not. Yeah, we've got the expertise because we played, but how you put that into a 30-, 45-secon...”

“Like a good play-caller, a good TV guy, if you get going on a good conversation, you can ad-lib a little bit. You keep it going. Just like in a game, if you call a couple plays and they're w...”