Charles M. Schulz

“I see no reason why church services have to be standard. I've discussed this with the man who used to be a pastor here at the Methodist Church in Sebastopol. I told him I saw no reason why,...”

“I think we place the wrong emphasis upon examples, that we're treading on very weak ground when we set ourselves up as examples for others to become religious. If people are going to look at...”

“All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere! (Linus)”

“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.”

“Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.”

“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”

“Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.”

“Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”

“You're a good man, Charlie Brown.”

“There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.”

“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”

“Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.”

“Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.”

“Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.”

“Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.”

“No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.”

“No problem is too big to run away from.”

“There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.”

“That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.”

“A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.”