Charles M. Schulz

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”

“What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?”

“I've developed a new philosophy - I only dread one day at a time.”

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”

“A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.”

“I see no reason why church services have to be standard. I've discussed this with the man who used to be a pastor here at the Methodist Church in Sebastopol. I told him I saw no reason why, on a certain Sunday morning, if a minister has felt during the week the burden of a topic upon his heart and h...”

“I think we place the wrong emphasis upon examples, that we're treading on very weak ground when we set ourselves up as examples for others to become religious. If people are going to look at me for religious guidance, then I think they're looking in the wrong place.”

“Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.”

“No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.”

“No problem is too big to run away from.”

“There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.”

“That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.”

“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?”

“Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.”

“In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.”

“If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.”

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.”

“I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”

“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.”

“I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.”

“Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!”

“Those who find no humor in faith are probably those who find the church a refuge for their own black way of looking at life, although I think many of us find the church a refuge for a lot of our personality faults. Those of us, for example, who never learned to dance feel that the church is an ideal...”

“I don't believe in school prayer. I think it's total nonsense...who is the teacher there that is going to have them pray? And is the teacher going to be Catholic or Mormon or Episcopalian or what? It just causes all sorts of problems. And what are the kids praying about anyway? Does it really matter...”

“I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a new church. As soon as the congregation gets to the point where you are not on fairly intimate terms with every other person in that church, then you hav...”

“All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere! (Linus)”

“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.”

“Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.”

“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”

“Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.”

“Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”

“You're a good man, Charlie Brown.”

“There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.”

“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.”

“I'm dying and all I hear are insults!”

“Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.”

“Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.”

“Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.”