Chevy Chase

“When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a single evening, and that I can enter over 40 million homes in a single evening due to the p...”

“I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing...”

“I turned down 'American Gigolo.' There are many films - like 'Ghostbusters' - that I turned down... The first one I did was 'Foul Play' with Goldie Hawn, but I turned down 'Animal House' - I...”

“It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.”

“For one thing, you need a lot of self-confidence to be on the top of your field. There are times probably where I appear to be over-confident or arrogant. It's really in the eye of the behol...”

“I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.”

“It's about timing and rhythm. But who could be better than Chaplin or Keaton?”

“Chaplin was my idol. I remember watching those movies at this little theater in Woodstock, N.Y., when I was probably 6 and laughing so hard at the surprises, like Keaton suddenly being dragg...”

“Who made me laugh when I was growing was Chaplin and the Marx Brothers, and then moving on, there were so many that I was a writer for for many years: I was a writer for the Smothers Brother...”

“I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.”

“They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.”

“I've usually had two styles: the Fletch character and the Clark Griswold character.”

“In this business, you can come and go in a second.”

“Comparing 'Christmas Vacation' to 'It's A Wonderful Life' is the silliest thing. That film starred the greatest movie actor of all time, and the idea that our movie could ever be connected i...”

“Yes, I've seen Louis CK. I wouldn't in any way make a degrading remark about Louis CK, but the question is do I think anyone is funny? And the answer is not too many people. He might fit rig...”

“All those car battles with my brother Ned were excellent training. Even now, on the set, if we're getting into a vehicle, I'll yell 'shotgun' first. Thus forcing Steve Martin into the back o...”

“The raising of an eyebrow, how you do it; when you look, how you look. All those little things are physical.”

“Avoid fatty foods, Bensonhurst, and hair care products.”

“Anybody can reach anywhere from five to 15 million people weekly making a president look like an idiot, as I did back then, or Tina Fey did with Sarah Palin... You're always preaching to the...”

“The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.”