“Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus - especially Arnie - he used to beat my brains out when we were young. In the end, I got even. I started beating him up. And that felt really good.”
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“Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus - especially Arnie - he used to beat my brains out when we were young. In the end, I got even. I started beating him up. And that felt really good.”
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“I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.”
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“I never had a childhood. I started working when I was 7 years old. I got $1 a day getting water for the workers at the sugar cane plant.”
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“I like Frank Sinatra and Nat King Cole and Dean Martin, who was my favorite, you know.”
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“I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.”
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“When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.”
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“Anybody that worries about somebody suing them, that means that they're so crooked that they sue people, and they think people are gonna sue them.”
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“My father would give his dinner to any hungry kids who walked by and then go in the backyard and pick weeds from the yard to eat.”
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