Chuck Palahniuk

“We just had a near-life experience!”

“The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate.”

“You had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.”

“Skinny guys fight till they're burger.”

“My point is, that if I'm honest, my life is all about me.”

“Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.”

“You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you'v...”

“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!”

“Yes, terrible things happen, but sometimes those terrible things- they save you.”

“Me with nothing left to lose, plotting my big revenge in the spotlight. Give me violent revenge fantasies as a coping mechanism.”

“The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just y...”

“Music is crucial. Beyond no way can I overstress this fact. Let's say you're southbound on the interstate, cruising alone in the middle lane, listening to AM radio. Up alongside comes a trac...”

“Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?”

“If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?' Clawing at the roof of her coffin.”

“I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.”

“This is your life, and its ending one minute at a time.”

“You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you’re changing a patio light bulb with a five-year life span and you realize how you’ll only...”

“Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.”

“I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slave...”

“If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?”