Chuck Palahniuk

“Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn't see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it occurred to them as a god or goddess giving a...”

“Nobody wants to worship you if you have the same problems, the same bad breath and messy hair and hangnails, as a regular person. You have to be everything regular people aren’t. Where they...”

“I am the child of a lunatic. Not a child of God.”

“Imagine there is no God. There is no Heaven or Hell. There is only your son and his son and his son, and the world you leave for them.”

“It sounds as if you'd like to be God.”

“If you're male, and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And sometimes you find your father in your career.”

“Honest is how I want to look. The truth doesn't glitter and shine.”

“The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.”

“You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe you until the event. In the meantime, the truth will just piss them off and get you in a lot of trouble.”

“Maybe the truth is I really want to like you instead.”

“It's exhausting, the energy it takes to unknow a truth.”

“Because supposedly those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.”

“some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.”

“The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up. The shortcut to closing a door is to bury yourself in the details. This is how we must look to God. As if everythin...”

“The best way to waste your life is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate. Let Big Brother do the singing and danc...”

“Reality means you live until you die...the real truth is nobody wants reality.”

“It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.”

“Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.”

“The worst part of writing fiction is the fear of wasting your life behind a keyboard. The idea that, dying, you'll realize you only lived on paper. Your only adventures were make-believe, an...”

“You’ve thrown down the gauntlet. You’ve brought my wrath down upon your house. Now, to prove that I exist I must kill you. As the child outlives the father, so must the character bury the au...”