Colin Jost

“I did go to college with him, but everyone's always like, 'Did you meet Mark Zuckerberg? Did you hang out with him?' and I'm like, 'No,' because he was in a lab creating Facebook, and I was,...”

“I chose to buy a house in Montauk because it has a sleepier vibe than the rest of the East End. I also felt that I would run into city people in East Hampton and wanted more of a buffer.”

“When you contribute to food banks or give money that goes to having meals delivered, you're meeting the most basic need. It's such a direct way to help.”

“Learning to be your natural self in front of five cameras and a silent studio takes time. Trying to be funny under duress is probably a lot like trying to play golf relaxed under pressure.”

“I commuted an hour and a half each way to high school in N.Y.C. I took a bus, a ferry, then a subway.”

“Almost all the golf courses in Staten Island double as something else.”

“I was at Harvard when Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook, and I begged him not to do it.”

“Montauk is a little more raw and rugged than the other parts of the Hamptons, and I like that.”

“Having Twitter on your phone is like being with a journalist that hates you 24 hours a day. Anything you say on that can be spun. Truly, that's what you have to think of it as.”

“When I started at 'SNL,' I was lucky to start early. So now starting on 'Update,' I am the age when most people are when they start doing that. It feels like a different world and capacity,...”