“I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.”
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“I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.”
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“What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.”
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“I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.”
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