“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
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“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
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“There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.”
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“I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”
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“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”
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