“This is another day! Are its eyes blurred With maudlin grief for any wasted past? A thousand thousand failures shall not daunt! Let dust clasp dust, death, death; I am alive!”
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Humorist, novelist, poet, newspaper columnist, and playwright. Creator of the characters Archy and Mehitabel, supposed authors of humorous verse.
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“This is another day! Are its eyes blurred With maudlin grief for any wasted past? A thousand thousand failures shall not daunt! Let dust clasp dust, death, death; I am alive!”
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“There is nothing we like to see so much as the gleam of pleasure in a person's eye when he feels that we have sympathized with him, understood him, interested ourself in his welfare. At thes...”
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“The goal of all civilization, all religious thought, and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good time. But man gets so solemn over the process that he forgets the end.”
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“Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.”
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“Happiness comes fleetingly now and then, To those who have learned to do without it And to them only.”
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“It is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with beauty than to live a long time and be bored all the while.”
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“Happiness comes fleetingly now and then to those who have learned to do without it, and to them only.”
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“Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.”
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“An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.”
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“The successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.”
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“Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's hands just to see how miserable he can make himself with them.”
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“a spider and a fly i heard a spider and a fly arguing wait said the fly do not eat me i serve a great purpose in the world you will have to show me said the spider i scurry around gutters an...”
“From 'the lesson of the moth': and before i could argue him out of his philosophy he went and immolated himself on a patent cigar lighter i do not agree with him myself i would rather have h...”
“Publishing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.”
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“i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell yesterday sceptres and crowns fried oysters and velvet gowns and today i herd with bums but wotthehell wotthehell i wake the world from...”
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“If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.”
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“A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.”
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“By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.”
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“I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.”
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“Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.”
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