Don Rickles

“Compared to what comics say today, I'm a monk, but in those days, it was unheard of to make fun of people like I did. Of course, they exaggerated how outrageous I really was.”

“An 'insult comic' is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.”

“I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.”

“Many, many years ago, I stood on the stage and told bad jokes and did Sophie Tucker as an impersonation, and nobody looked up; and suddenly, I looked down and said, 'Sir, I'm getting fed up...”

“I've been hot, I've been lukewarm, I've been freezing, but I've always been a headliner.”

“I like to think I'm like the guy who goes to the office Christmas party Friday night, insults some people, but still has his job Monday morning.”

“Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.”

“After I graduated, I tried Broadway, which was difficult for me. It was tough to get a part on Broadway, so I just started talking to audiences at different social gatherings, and little by...”

“I don't have regrets. I've never sat here and thought, 'Gee, if only I'd done 'The Man Who Came to Dinner' on Broadway, I would have been happier.'”

“I enjoy mixed audiences, not one particular group. Short, tall, scientists, Jews, gentiles, whatever, as long as they breathe and like to laugh.”

“I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew eventually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.”

“Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it.”

“I spent two and a half years in the Philippines in World War II.”

“It's tough having the last name 'Rickles.' Luckily, my kids handled it great.”

“Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive.”

“I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it i...”

“I'm a New Yorker, originally. I was raised in Jackson Heights. I went to P.S. 148 and then Newtown High School. If World War II didn't come, I'd still be there in school. World War II saved...”

“The highlight of my career was being at the inaugural gala of Ronald Reagan, and I owe that to Mr. Sinatra.”

“I don't do impressions.”

“I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.”