Doug Larson

“Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.”

“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.”

“A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.”

“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.”

“The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.”

“To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.”

“The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.”

“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.”

“There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.”

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”