Douglas Horton

“While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.”

“Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.”

“Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.”

“Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.”

“As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.”

“He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.”

“Boring people are a reflection of boring people.”

“Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.”

“Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.”

“The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.”

“If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.”

“We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.”

“Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.”

“Growing old is not growing up.”

“First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.”

“Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.”

“Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.”

“Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.”

“The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.”

“Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.”