Franklin P. Jones

“Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.”

“Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

“The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.”

“Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it.”

“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.”

“Originality is the art of concealing your source.”

“It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.”

“What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.”

“Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.”

“Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.”

“The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.”

“A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.”

“You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.”

“It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.”

“Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.”

“Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

“Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.”

“You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.”

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”

“Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.”