Fuad Alakbarov

“People who say literature doesn't matter, there are three books from the Middle East that are still shaping the world many centuries later.”

“You aren’t married married until three days into a discussion about if getting a toaster oven would be worth sacrificing the counter space.”

“Men - gifts that we love to open; women - gifts that we love to keep.”

“I'm really amused by the people advocating eugenics. As if they would make the cut.”

“There's nothing shocking about celebrities going topless, getting drunk, or falling over. Let me know when they read a book.”