Gary Coleman

“Star Wars was magnificent, but you could tell Darth Vader's ships were glued together.”

“I parody myself every chance I get. I try to make fun of myself and let people know that I'm a human being, and these things that have happened to me are real. I'm not just some cartoon who...”

“I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any. People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really yo...”

“I knew what normalcy was, and I wasn't having it.”

“I can see through almost any scam, especially one perpetrated by the federal government. I can see through it... they can't pull the wool over my eyes, it's absolutely freakin' impossible to...”