Gene Siskel

“After 27 years, I walked out of my first one a few months ago. Black Sheep with Chris Farley.”

“The only actor who I think probably might have possibly taken a swing at me if he could have would be Burt Reynolds. He used to call Roger and me the Bruise Brothers, out of Chicago.”

“That's probably when I get the most angry at American movies, when they just so cynically manipulate the audience without even trying to give a good story.”